Here at the original “Fat
Boy Burger House”, we’re working hard to not only create the weirdest,
but the over-all best hamburger joint in Austin, Texas. We’re owned and
operated by a creative group of talented artists’ that live, work, and
play throughout the Austin Metro Area. Additional highlights and information will be posted
to this website in the future as necessary. To join
our mailing list, please send an email to
addme@fatboyburgerhouse.com.
In the meantime, we’ve been busy developing our home base by building
some unique “Commercial Quality Furniture” by hand to use at our
establishment. Our latest addition
is our new “Fat Boy Picnic Tables & Benches” that are manufactured for
maximum durability and stability. While successfully testing our tables and benches
at the Labor Day Luau we received an endless number of great comments.
Therefore, we’ve decided to ask some local Austin artists' help
manufacture and sell these Fat Boy Picnic Tables and Benches to the local public and other commercial
establishments (restaurants, coffee shops, schools, churches, office
gardens, businesses, parks, etc.). By purchasing Fat Boy Picnic Tables and Benches, you
help to support local area Austin artists' by helping to create a
supplemental income. Take a look at the options shown below and place
your order today to take advantage of our current “Special, Commercial,
and Wholesale Deals”.
If you’d like to schedule an appointment to demo one of our Fat Boy
Picnic Tables and Benches in real life, please send an email to
info@fatboyburgerhouse.com.
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"PICNIC TABLES & BENCHES" • All 2x6 Yellowwood Prime Pressure Treated Wood
Construction
• Super Strong Super Sturdy Construction
• Weather Proof 5-1/2" Zinc Plated Table and Bench Top Bolts
• Design Successfully Tested at Labor Day Luau
• All Beveled Edges for Real Splinter Protection
• Weather Proof 1/2" Zinc Plated Counter Sunk Main Frame Bolts
• Officially Approved by "Sparky" (The Mascot Dog)
PRICING:
1 Picnic Bench Only
$150 (Each)
1 Picnic Table Only
$350 (Each)
1 Picnic Table + 2 Benches
$650 (Each Set)
SPECIAL DEALS (LIMITED TIME ONLY):
2 Picnic Benches
$250 (Each Pair)
1 Picnic Table + 2 Benches
$450 (Each Set)
1 Picnic Table + 4 Benches
$700 (Each Combo)
COMMERICAL DEALS (LIMITED TIME ONLY):
4 Picnic Tables
+ 8 Benches
$1,700 (Each Combo)
8 Picnic Tables
+ 16 Benches
$3,400 (Each Combo)
12 Picnic Tables
+ 24 Benches
$5,100 (Each Combo)
WHOLESALE DEALS (LIMITED TIME ONLY):
4 Picnic Tables
+ 8 Benches
$1,600 (Each Combo)
8 Picnic Tables
+ 16 Benches
$3,200 (Each Combo)
12 Picnic Tables
+ 24 Benches
$4,800 (Each Combo)
DELIVERY
& SETUP:
$0 (Zilch, Nada, Nothing), Free Local Delivery & Setup
(Austin, Texas and Surrounding
Metro Area & Cities Only)
ORDER NOTES & DETAILS:
• Orders are only being accepted within the
following Texas cities:
Austin (and
Surrounding Metro Area), Pflugerville, Round Rock, Georgetown, &
Cedar Park
• Orders may take up to 7-Days to custom manufacture and deliver
• Commercial and Wholesale orders may take up to 30-Days to
fulfill
• Order confirmation and delivery scheduling will be completed
by telephone
WARRANTY:
All orders come with a "90-Day Limited Parts & Labor Warranty".
We cannot be responsible for the use or abuse that you put your
table and benches through. However, if under normal usage any
piece fails due to craftsmanship or unknown material issues; we
will replace the piece free of charge for up to 90-days after
the delivery date. If you’d like to schedule an appointment to
demo one of our Fat Boy Picnic Tables and Benches in real life,
please feel free to contact us today (info@fatboyburgerhouse.com).